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Before he remembers where the car's parked?

2007-02-14 12:20:41 · 30 answers · asked by Polo 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Depends. Is he going to ask for directions? Oh wait, he doesn't remember where the car's parked. Hmmm... that's a difficult one. Maybe just take the bus home and sleep on it?
I read about a case in England where a guy parked his car and couldn't find it. It took him I think more than a year to find it. The article said that he walked many, many streets. But never up that one little bend....

2007-02-14 12:34:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

All of them... it's the rules!

A woman however would take the quickest road to the car whilst knitting a scarf, organising the kids and sorting out the evenings dinner.... lol.

2007-02-14 20:28:06 · answer #2 · answered by Fay 5 · 4 0

On average 3, but the norm is 2.

2007-02-14 21:30:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A Man's car is never lost in a carpark. His wife can always tell Him where it is not parked!

2007-02-22 01:29:03 · answer #4 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 0 0

As many has he needs to to find the car.

2007-02-21 12:10:12 · answer #5 · answered by Jo-Leah C 1 · 0 0

how many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man
well mister bob dylan if he has a penis your man is still a man even if he never walks anywhere.
"the ants are my friends blowing in the wind" - misheard lyric

2007-02-14 20:31:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

You're old enough for a driver's permit, but too old to remember where you parked the car.....they call this disease.."Some Timer's!!!!"

2007-02-21 10:50:23 · answer #7 · answered by Beeeej 3 · 0 0

I took a plunger and wrapped the stick (handle?) with orange reflective tape and stuck it on the roof of my car.

Never had a problem since.

2007-02-22 00:14:45 · answer #8 · answered by myhous99 2 · 0 0

alot less if he gets a car with the button you can press that comes with the keys that makes the car beep

2007-02-20 23:15:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Usually the road less travelled;)

2007-02-14 20:23:53 · answer #10 · answered by MaryBeth 7 · 0 1

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