Probably not. But then again, there are rumors that Bill Gates and Steve Jobs have bought out god, and are now running the universe.
2007-02-14 12:15:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Your name suits you.
2007-02-14 12:18:18 · answer #1 · answered by The GMC 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Everybody knows that Satan designed the whole Windows platform to use as a tool to drive bitterness and anger deep within the human heart, especially on Friday afternoon when you are trying to back everything up and go home.
2007-02-14 20:20:37 · answer #2 · answered by scp98k 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep, and Steve Jobs is the next prophet spreading the divine programming word of god... =P
2007-02-14 20:22:02 · answer #3 · answered by Mike K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what?? your crazy. Maybe if there was a god he would do it.Sorry but the rumors are wrong Bill Gates doesn't believe in god so he wouldn't buy out god.
2007-02-14 20:22:50 · answer #4 · answered by keaton f 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Nice joke dude! If you want to know more about bill gates thinking you can visit http://www.billgatesmicrosoft.com
2007-02-15 01:08:51 · answer #5 · answered by rock s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God says the diagnostic is clean, so the problem must be on your end. Try re-setting your swap cache and re-boot.
2007-02-14 20:21:08 · answer #6 · answered by dukefenton 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
are you kidding. Not even god could crash windows vista, heehee. Well if he does they will have updated by them anyways... i think we are safe
2007-02-14 20:27:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
2007-02-14 20:20:09 · answer #8 · answered by Hyzakyt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe.
Good for a chuckle.
Not much of a question.
2007-02-14 20:23:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Thank you for having a sense of humor.
Now please report to your local MegaChurch (TM) for intellectual deprogramming. Humor is Satanic.
2007-02-14 20:18:45 · answer #10 · answered by JP 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He'd be the only One Who could.
2007-02-14 20:18:19 · answer #11 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋