tell me a joke i'll laugh at?

Question

thank u

i'll pick the best one

Answer 1

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy." The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus... so shut the hell up."

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Just told this one to someone else asking for a good joke. Just so u know , I'm part indian and am allowed to tell this joke,haha. Why don't indians eat Sushi?

Answer 4

a women with no arms or legs was laying on the beach suntanning...a man passes by her and asks her what had happend...she asnwered unrelevently and all of a sudden told him she has nver been hugged...so the guy hugs her and leaves...again...another man passes by her and this time the women told the man she has nver been kissed...so the man kissed her and left...another man passes by her this time the women told the man that she has nver been f****...so the man picks her up and throws her into the ocean water and says..."there, now ur f****" and walks away

Answer 5

Whats the diference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?? The taste. . . .

Answer 6

The guy who invented the tolite is John ceaper!!!

Answer 7

what did eric cartmen tell butters about women?


IF a woman ever got on my nerves, i would say "eh, b'itch, go do my laundry!

Answer 8

My girlfriend asked me what she needed to look hot to me. I told her a mile should do it.

Answer 9

yO MAMMA so stupid she shuved a battery up her behind and said IVE GOT THE POWER HA HA HA HA

Answer 10

haha sorry i don't know any good jokes. :/