My Mom: Never kicked me out on my own.
God: Kicked out Adam and Eve for using the free will he gave them.
My Mom: Never killed any of her kids.
God: Has killed millions of his creations in the Bible alone.
My Mom: Helped me whenever I was in trouble.
God: Let his only son die on the cross
My Mom: Taught me how to be a man and respect women.
God: Made a world, and insiped a book in which women are second class.
My Mom: Communicates with me whenever I'm in need (or even when I'm not)
God: Has never said a word to me.
Get where I'm going, God is supposed to be this all-loving, perfect creator, but my Mom is a better parent than God. God has his "children" starving in Africa when he could easily create food. Is it our fault that the barren lands of Africa don't supply enough resources. I guess it's because we sinned right? My Mom would never let me starve. Even if I hated her, murdered, and loved other moms she would love me unconditionally and never send me to "hell".
2007-02-14
11:36:25
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Uhhh I read the Bible, hence the references from it.
My Mom created me, and though it wasn't video taped it's true, and her Mom and Dad created her, it's called procreation, or do you still believe in the stork?
If my Mom's an amateur, then God should be good at it, yet he are getting more "physically and mentally challenged" children, looks like God is getting worse at it, though his 4th creation killed his 3rd, so he wasn't a good amateur.
2007-02-14
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Ask your mom who is better. My guess is she is not going to say that she is better than God.
2007-02-14 11:46:19
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answered by don_gross_2000 2
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Excellent points! I'll bet if you stole a candy bar, you're mom wouldn't lock you in your room, set it on fire and listen to you screaming as you burned to death either. As wonderful as a parent can be, a god, if one existed, would have to be at least as good, if not better. There can be no logical response from the followers of theistic nonsense, but I'm sure there will be some laughable attempts. Keep putting stuff like this out there. Every once in a while a christian realizes how stupid and desperate his justifications sound and wakes up and smells the coffee. Good work.
2007-02-14 11:57:42
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answered by Anonymous
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God gave Adam and Eve freedom and the power to rule over all that he created. He only set one rule not to eat of one tree. Now when you were younger did your mom only set one rule? Think about that. How would you feel knowing that the one rule was broken, and now your children were unclean? You would not be able to talk to them the way you use to.
Next God gave his children many chances to change their ways, but they were getting out of hand. Poisoning the minds of the good and doing things that he asked (not commanded) them not to do. The world was in such a bad state no one even thanked him for all that he did. Life, a home, food. They became selfish and cruel. He couldn't take seeing his children like that. So he decided that he had to let them go. Even when he made up his mind to destroy them he still gave them a chance to be forgiven. Now if you were acting up and harming yourself and the family at some point your parents wouldn't be able to take see their baby turn into a little monster and would have to let you go (kick you out).
Next God also taught his children to have respect for women, but he also set rules for the women as not to anger the men. If women stay humble when their husbands are infuriated sooner or later the husband or man will feel bad that he treated her in such a way, and thus she calms him down. Another thing God gave women the power and ability to do the things that man could do, because times were changing and men began taking advantage of the women, and sow them as though they were beneath them. Read Ruth and other female texts like Naomi women were naturally humble.
Also if you want to hear God you must listen. Sometimes you think that you are, but He speaks in a hushed voice, and the only way to her him is to follow his commandments and be an open vesicle to do his will. Your good conscience is a way that he reaches you once you learn to listen to your conscience then he will speak to you personally.
You can't always rely on him to save you. Sometimes it's up to you to ask him to show you a way to help your fellow brothers and sisters he will help you then. He has billions of children asking him day in and day out for help. Some do so regularly thanking him too; others only call on him when they need something. Some children need to learn a lesson, others he wants it sculpt them into something great. Sometimes it's up to you to help your father to win souls and save lives.
I hope you have seen it may way.
2007-02-14 12:50:59
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answered by Day 1
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Did your mom put you together?
Can she create DNA?
Can she allow you to breath?
Adam and Eve choose to sin when God warned them they could eat of any fruit of any tree but not the fruit of "the tree of the knowledge of good and evil"(doesn't say apple).He told them they would die from eating from it.It would be like someone telling you not to eat poison mushrooms or you will die.If you use your free will and eat anyway(you will die).
Your mother sounds like she cares for you, but no one is comparable to God.
If you tell a baby not to touch a hot stove and they touch it any way what happens(are you wrong for warning the young child?)
God wants people to care enough to help the poor and pray for the sick and needy.
God can't allow those who refuse to give up sin (rebellion of God) to bring it with them into heaven.
Most countries that are starving aren't seeking the true God and many have leaders who don't care that their people are starving and dying.
2007-02-14 12:24:49
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answered by robert p 7
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2007-02-14 12:09:30
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answered by Rabbit 3
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Hi Tuck
God: Creator your mom.
Mom: Your mom was not born without the power of God.
God: Adam and Eve began life...they disobey the Creator.
Mom: She didn't create Adam or Eve.
God: Kill million of people who was against him, and harm His
people.
Mom: Your would kill to protect you if she have to.
God: He so much love the world that He sent his only son to
pay for our sins. Therefore, when you sin, you ask of
Christ to remove your sin (repentance) and Christ taught
how to pray to God and what He ask of us.
Mom: Would your mom send you to save the world? Ask her!
God: Life changes within time. At that time women had their
own duty, but women who were involve prostitution was
not God's idea. God never told men to disrespect their
women, and yet we see today on how they are treated
by different cultures. It was not God's idea.
Mom: She was righteous to teach you to respect women, even
for some reason women disrespects you.
God: God is talking to you, but you're not listening. You put
your mom over the Lord, and you chose not let him in.
Pray to the Lord Jesus Christ, and Holy Spirit will bring
you to him.
Mom: She can talk to you because you won't allow the Lord
to speak to you. It's like if I am standing next to your
mom and we both are speaking, but you chose to
listen to your mom only. How can you hear me?
First, understand the History of Africa, and how this country was rape continuously. The all-loving, perfect creator ask of You to feed his children. Have you been out there yet? Have mom done anything to feed the starving children in Africa? These starving people are going to see and be with God in his kingdom, and others shall not.
Don't you know there are mothers out there in this world today who don't love their kids and take care of their kids like your mom? Two days ago I read in yahoo Q&A of woman who is taking care of her mother, but finds hard to do because when she 10 year old, her mom allow brother to molest her. Should her uncle go to heaven? If someone should kill your mom, should he be rewarded to go to heaven, because it would be cruel to send him to Hell? God gave us the freedom choice in this world. Is it God's fault because man chooses evil?
When you bury your mom are you going blame God? If you blame Him and then you acknownledge that God created your mom. Therefore, God created you, and Bless you with the loving mother. I wish I had your mother, but than again I have God.
No one on this earth is perfect. Not me, not you, not your mom only God. At least give Him a chance to talk to you, but you must listen...........
God Bless
2007-02-14 12:35:56
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answered by tony 6
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god made you mom and gave her the wisdom to help and guide you it is not GOD fault that his children in Africa are starving it is societies fault and GOD loved his son enough to let him die for us he did not have to but he did me thinks you need more bible reading to let GOD into you hearth
2007-02-14 11:44:45
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answered by Anonymous
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Your getting the story screwed up
I can't read all that rant
It might be a funny
But yea your mom
but your forgetting (GOD) set the rules
he was to to take care of US just like your mom.
we decided to play with THE only no no.
and no no your mommy would kick your fanny
and for sure your dad would at her directions.
2007-02-14 11:47:51
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answered by Anonymous
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whats in a book will get you nowhere.thats all history of the jews,that has nothing to do with me and my God and the spirit of God. the spirit of god is where you can find spiritual understanding.study the other hundreds of religions, but it will get you nowhere spiritualy if you dont have the spirit of god guiding and directing you.Your mother is one to learn much from.My mother is now passed away,I miss her terribly, be always kind to your mother.
2007-02-14 11:45:11
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answered by Anonymous
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the Bible God is created by one true God and was made God by the people. God is incomparable to human, let alone 'other-religion' God.
2007-02-14 11:44:41
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answered by farina m 4
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