A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll
forgive me." She replies,
"If your p**** is as hard as your elbow,
I'm in room 221."
2007-02-14 11:31:25 · 13 answers · asked by stepherr 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nope it didnt
2007-02-14 11:33:28 · answer #1 · answered by i must be bored, im on Y answers 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one 9/10
2007-02-14 11:46:09 · answer #2 · answered by cuban friend 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think of there's a cultural difficulty the place you are able to snort at your individual faith/ kinfolk/ companion, mutually as being envisioned to wade in and combat your nook on the merest breath of somebody else voicing a matching criticism. precisely like those couples who combat like cat and dogs with one yet another, yet whilst a bouncer tries to chop up them, will gang up and beat up on the bouncer. i'm a Quaker, and fully happy to announce that the main regularly occurring Quaker of the twentieth century grew to become into troublesome Dicky... yet as quickly as I informed a Muslim i grew to become into Quaker, and his first remark grew to become into - 'ah, confident, Richard Nixon's faith...' i'd sense a tad have been given at. that's a reasonably innocuous humorous tale, incredibly - yet some human beings locate any point out of 'see-you-next-tuesday' definitely offensive - mutually as being high-quality with calling human beings berk, or despite. some locate it in trouble-free terms a sprint anglo-saxon, and not probable that bothersome. it is all interior the intonation, that's the place the internet struggles, emoticons in spite of the fact that. French for 'see you next tuesday' is, if I comprehend amazing, 'cul-de-sac', which will desire to make vacationing around English suburbs a tad exciting for French substitute scholars. 'confident, we survive between the longest see-you-next-tuesdays in Birmingham, quite fortunate that way...'. whilst one custom meets yet another custom, the two could be a) on ultimate behaviour, and b) waiting to apologise profusely for inflicting offence unwittingly. There are, even with each thing, cultures that locate the soles of folk's ft offensive, mutually as viewing public expectoration as a nicety - and vice versa. Helen
2016-10-02 03:48:08 · answer #3 · answered by stepp 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya, you got a smile and a little chuckle out of me. Ha
2007-02-14 12:26:45 · answer #4 · answered by barnesy_mountiegirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a match made in......... a hotel lobby!!!
I laughed!
2007-02-14 11:53:08 · answer #5 · answered by Silva 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a good one
2007-02-14 12:09:06 · answer #6 · answered by Lovely 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm telling my friends that
2007-02-14 12:31:13 · answer #7 · answered by asianator14 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Naughty! Naughty! LOL.
2007-02-17 10:36:45 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-14 12:16:20 · answer #9 · answered by Ben L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it made me laugh lol
2007-02-14 11:42:50 · answer #10 · answered by Shannon 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋