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For fun, can you prove I'm not the next Messiah.

If you're going to quote the bible, please keep it brief and to the point.

2007-02-14 11:08:02 · 13 answers · asked by Militia-Angel 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

13 answers

Judging from you avatar, you look like my kinda gal. So I would say yes, you coudl be the messiah. Why not?

2007-02-14 11:18:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You are mentioned many times in the Bible!

None of them referred to you as the messiah!

2007-02-14 20:10:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hm. Are you a descendant of King David? The Jews are expecting someone named "Emanuel," a descendant of King David, to physically go to Jerusalem and sit on a throne and be the king of Israel there.

2007-02-14 20:02:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, you are not the Messiah. Read your Bible.

2007-02-14 19:12:16 · answer #4 · answered by princeton 4 · 0 1

Thou art the true messiah, as has been prophesised.

2007-02-14 19:33:49 · answer #5 · answered by lord_makus 2 · 0 0

hhaahah, i don't have to prove anything, i just don't think that you are the next Messiah

2007-02-14 19:31:02 · answer #6 · answered by SuzyBelle04 6 · 0 0

Mariah Carey has gotten quite chubby, don't you think?

2007-02-14 19:38:50 · answer #7 · answered by Triumphant Typos 1 · 0 0

IMPOSTER!!! Thou shalt quit toying with thy name!

2007-02-14 19:12:39 · answer #8 · answered by smokindoggy 2 · 0 0

jesus isnt a girl. hes not white. he's not blonde. he does not try to mock his own religion.

2007-02-14 19:12:46 · answer #9 · answered by Zero 3 · 0 0

I am the Messiah so you can't be.......blahhhhhhh

2007-02-14 19:11:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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