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I don't want to hear "I tripped in front of my crush! Tee-hee!"
2007-02-14 10:50:30 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dude, that's frickin disgusting. I really don't want to hear that.
2007-02-14 15:56:41 · update #1
I was walking around target last year with my b/f and had this awesome new skirt on. everyone was looking at me n i thought they were checking out my skirt. i must have been in the store for an hour n than went to check out. well as i'm walking out i looked down n well my skirt was stuck in my thong and my whole left side was haning out. i just wanted to die. and kill my b/f for lettin me walk around like that!!
2007-02-14 11:01:27 · answer #1 · answered by stepherr 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
one time i was on a cruise and they had free icecream so i had 9 choclate icecream cones that day well later that night i got lock out of my room in the middle of the night so my brother and sister were asleep and then the icecream kicked in so i rapidly started to knock on the rapidly put my brother and sister didnt wake so went to lobby on the 3rd floor were they had public bathrooms put since it was in the middle of the night they were all locked so i ran back to the elevator and on the way down i couldnt hold it any more and it slipped out and it was about the sie of a spoon full and the next day i went on the same elevator and it was still there
by the way i was 8
2007-02-14 12:33:52 · answer #2 · answered by Ben L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got caught by a security guard with no clothes on in a truck in the mall parking lot, and no I wasnt alone.
2007-02-14 11:15:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me and my cousin were out looking for cute girls, when we came upon two really cute blonde girls. so being in LA at the time we looked for anyone following them, then went up and started talking to them. eventually we found ourselves walking down an alley, and me, being the genius i am, said,"hey girls want to see a cool trick."
of course they wanted to see it so my cousin grabbed a candle out of his bag and lit it. he melted the bottom to the ground and I pulled my pants down put my butt up to the flame, and told them i was going to light my fart on fire. Instead of farting, i blew diarrhea everywhere. My cousin ditched me, the girls ran the other way screaming, and people started to come out their back doors to see what was happening, and there i was standing with diarrhea running sown my leg.
2007-02-14 11:07:10 · answer #4 · answered by kyle_pillsbury 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
i have bad dreams and poop a lot!!
2007-02-14 11:07:25 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋