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If Jesus was an energy drink what kind would he be?

No Fear
Rockstar
Monster
Red Bull
Venom

or whatever else there are?
what kind would he be.

2007-02-14 10:24:53 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

lol just cause its not amusing to you beta dude, doesnt mean its not amusing to me.
i dont recall clarifying its amusing to everyone... =\

2007-02-14 10:27:50 · update #1

25 answers

Definately no fear!

2007-02-14 10:27:26 · answer #1 · answered by kittana! 2 · 3 1

If you are a religious person you would say it would be invigorating, healthy, taste great, fully satisfying, mind blowing, the best experience you have ever had. To me? Not so sure I would imbibe...Would it really be right to consume the lord's son? Hmmm...

2007-02-14 10:30:45 · answer #2 · answered by kk 4 · 0 0

Holy Water?

2007-02-14 10:27:59 · answer #3 · answered by Einstein 7 · 2 0

indexed right here are some issues: -Balancing a pencil on the top of your nostril -Prank call somebody -paintings out, get all sweaty, then take a shower -Paint you nails -Ask a question that gets incredibly humorous solutions :)

2016-10-02 03:43:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Jesus peacebe upon him would be a energy drink called peaceful.

2007-02-14 10:27:28 · answer #5 · answered by Phlow 7 · 1 1

Rockstar.
Hi Chippy.

2007-02-14 10:27:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

X27 Rocket Fuel (Germany)

2007-02-14 10:27:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Rockstar. There's the boulder that was in front of his tomb (though reportedly it was angels that rolled it away), and he is the cornerstone of Christianity.

2007-02-14 10:40:41 · answer #8 · answered by Guvo 4 · 1 0

Blood.

Human blood.

Warm human blood.

In remembrance of him.

Peace. Out.

2007-02-14 10:30:50 · answer #9 · answered by Dave P 7 · 0 0

J.C. Drink of Life

2007-02-14 10:28:14 · answer #10 · answered by i hate undies! 4 · 2 0

Red Bull

2007-02-14 10:27:03 · answer #11 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 0 4

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