2007-02-14 10:04:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I think God spanked the monkeys...but Psychiatrists later said that it could cause mental scarring.
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2007-02-14 10:07:43 · answer #1 · answered by Seth 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
God tried to make bananas slippery, but monkeys finished them easily
2007-02-14 18:08:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Supposedly he flooded the whole planet once. That kind of punished everything I guess!
2007-02-14 18:08:26 · answer #3 · answered by Gene Rocks! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Predators.
2007-02-14 18:17:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He made them think that He didn't exist. To be lowered to that level was a slap in the face to the monkeys' intellect.
2007-02-14 18:07:53 · answer #5 · answered by Open Heart Searchery 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ya! Went ape wild and gave them a thrashing with an ugly stick.
2007-02-14 18:10:17 · answer #6 · answered by Bluelady... 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The usual wit I see.
Who knows.
Get A Grip.
2007-02-14 18:09:59 · answer #7 · answered by Get A Grip 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
most of the people here are too young to remember this group and the old ones simply do not care to answer! good day.
2007-02-14 18:10:38 · answer #8 · answered by S.O.S. 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He tried using locusts, but the monkeys just ate them.
2007-02-14 18:07:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes.
He canceled their show after only two seasons.
2007-02-14 18:12:31 · answer #10 · answered by edoubleyou 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋