I don't! You know who wrote the theory of evolution?
Could it be... SATAN!?
2007-02-14 09:42:57 · 7 answers · asked by The Church Lady 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, I worship a genie who is omnipresent. When I want something I just pray.... ah, sorry - "wish" really hard that it will happen because even though this genie is out there for everyone and everything I am special to him.
I also worship his magician son. He could do wonderful things, turn water into wine, waterski and put on an awesome buffet.
He forgave my sins by dieing, I think. No that doesn't make any sense. Oh well he was way cool.
2007-02-14 09:53:23 · answer #1 · answered by RED 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't believe in alot of what Christianity says, but I don't go around saying that you guys are the scum of the earth and a drain to society. That's mean. Those experts worked really hard all their lives for science (think vaccines and all those other little medical conveinences that people enjoy) and you shouldn't just discredit them because their work isn't in the Bible. I don't think that's a very Christian thing to do.
2007-02-14 17:50:16 · answer #2 · answered by Amy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, Darwin wrote the theory of evilution he was not Satan but I'm pretty sure he was one of Satan's minion's.
2007-02-14 18:20:35 · answer #3 · answered by Angelz 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
*No, do you worship the soclaaed religious leaders? If no, are you sure? If you think you are saved by saying the sinners prayer, I would rethink some things if I were you.*
2007-02-14 17:50:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No of course not!! They just throw the word "expert" in there to make whatever nonsense they're saying more believable.
2007-02-14 17:47:24 · answer #5 · answered by Ghurricane87 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
"I don't! You know who wrote the theory of evolution?
Could it be... SATAN!?"
or could it be...DARWIN!?
seriously, this must be a joke.
2007-02-14 17:47:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
You are obviously delusional and need to seek out psychiatric help as soon as possible.
2007-02-14 18:16:00 · answer #7 · answered by Sparky 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋