My girlfriend dumped me today. Would it be appropriate to replace her affection with a hooker?
2007-02-14 09:41:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Dear Capitan Obvious,
Um...duh! Of course it would be appropriate to replace your girlfriend's loving affection with a hooker! Just make sure that the hooker is reasonably priced...the last thing you need is to be shafted twice. Also, be sure to make the hooker do the dirty things that your girlfriend never would...and throw her an extra $5 to whisper "I Love You." into your ear while your pounding her from behind.
2007-02-14 09:48:01 · answer #1 · answered by Deanna 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have no problem with hookers (they are cleaner than most people think) but probably a better replacement is a beer and your favourite food, followed up in a weeks time with a night out with your mates, during which time you find yourself a NEW girlfriend.
But whatever works man - breakups suck!
2007-02-14 09:45:28 · answer #2 · answered by jaydelovell 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Hooker? No, Her Bestfriend? Yes! Good Luck ;)
2007-02-14 09:45:59 · answer #3 · answered by I Like Grapes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In my opnion, it truly is a difficulty even as your boyfriend spends a lot time round your chum. i recognize you adult males are mutual acquaintances yet they ought to not be putting out each and every of the time once you aren't from now on round. somewhat in view that some women look to have more beneficial of a difficulty preserving their emotions so as than adult males do. And the actual undeniable reality that she called herslef his "replace female friend" isn't solid both. My boyfriend and that i have been at the same time for a lengthy time period, we are in love and it is tremendous yet i do not enable any chick stay round my guy for too lengthy. And he also has the needed sense no longer to get into that situation. you opt for tot alk for your boyfriend and be conscious in case you all ought to come to some style of contract about how a lot time they are going to spend at the same time with out you there. Dosen't he have any MALE acquaintances? Dosen't she have the different acquaintances? There are purely too many questions and too a lot room for mistakes. you opt for to communicate it out. solid success!
2016-11-28 02:52:23 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
please dont. that is where all the guys go too. They just dont want to go out with the good girls. they just go for the easy ones and it is horrible for the girls like me. keep looking.
2007-02-14 09:45:50 · answer #5 · answered by Brandi P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think your hand would be a better candidate and it'd be free.
2007-02-14 09:45:01 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you want an STD... otherwise NO!!
2007-02-14 09:48:25 · answer #7 · answered by butterflygurl085 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋