He gave a little snicker and something about baby ruth being born 9 months later
2007-02-14 09:09:58 · 6 answers · asked by weezilpeeter 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think I found it
2007-02-14 09:15:56 · answer #1 · answered by upallnight 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One Payday, Mr. Goodbar wanted a Bit-O-Honey, so he took his old lady, Mrs. Hershey on the corner of 5th Avenue & Clark. He began to feel her Mounds and to him that was an Almond Joy, which made his Tootsie Roll! Then, he let out some Snickers and slipped his Butterfinger up her Kit-Kat, which of course caused a Milky-Way! She screamed " O-Henry! ", and she squeezed his Peter Paul , & said, "your better than the 3 Muskateers! " She soon became a bit Chunky & 9 months later gave birth to Baby Ruth.
2007-02-14 12:49:08 · answer #2 · answered by Ben L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blonde's Year in Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...HELLOOO!...bottles won't fit in printer.
March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2 - 4 years"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out.
May- Tried to make Kool-Aid - wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into that little packet.
June- Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stoke swimming competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.
August- Got locked out of my car in a rain storm...car swamped because soft-top was open.
September- The capital of California is "C", isn't it?
October- Hate M&M's - they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!
December - Couldn't dial 911- duh - there's no eleven on the stupid phone.
2007-02-14 10:02:21 · answer #3 · answered by Colton R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like Mounds of joy to me.
2007-02-14 11:22:08 · answer #4 · answered by Lerat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't no that one, but here is one for you
Candy is dandy
But sex won't rot your teeth
2007-02-14 09:15:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, its this
2007-02-14 09:21:22 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋