Please!!!! Someone on here had 2 great Valentine's jokes. One was a lawyer joke.?

Question

I answered with an elephant joke.

Answer 1

sorry, my computer froze up, this is the one I meant:

t the start of february, a certain gentleman walks in the post office carrying a dufel bag full of valentine's day cards. he sprays perfume in each one of them, places them in the envelope and heads for the counter. intrigued, the postal worker asks the man why he's sendind so many valentines. and the man explains:
- in fact, it's a lot. and all of them are signed with "guess who this is?"
- and why is that?- asks the postal worker.
- because i'm a lawyer, specialised in divorces.