A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"
The man says, "Methodist."
St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."
Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Religion?"
"Baptist."
"Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."
A third man arrives at the gates. "Religion?"
"Jewish."
"Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."
The man says, "I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8?"
St. Peter tells him, "Well the Jehovah's Witnesses are in room 8, and they think they're the only ones here.
2007-02-14 08:41:50 · 16 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you tell very good jokes
2007-02-14 09:42:55 · answer #1 · answered by yfu2004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted. St. Peter is reading through the Big Book to see if the guy's name is written in it. After several minutes, St. Peter closes the book, furrows his brow, and says, "I'm sorry, I don't see your name written in the Book."
"How current is your copy?" he asks.
"I get a download every ten minutes," St. Peter replies, "why do you ask?"
"I'm embarrassed to admit it, but I was always the stubborn type. It was not until my death was immanent that I cried out to God, so my name probably hasn't arrived to your copy yet."
"I'm glad to hear that," Pete says, "but while we're waiting for the update to come through, can tell me about a really good deed that you did in your life?"
The guys thinks for a moment and says, "Humm, well there was this one time when I was drivin' down a road and I saw a giant group of biker gang members harassing this poor girl. I slowed down, and sure enough, there they were, about 20 of 'em torturing this poor woman. Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed a tire iron out of my trunk, and walked up to the leader of the gang. He was a huge guy; 6-foot-4, 260 pounds, with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ears. As I walked up to the leader, the bikers formed a circle around me and told me to get lost or I'd be next.
"So I ripped the leader's chain out of his face and smashed him over the head with the tire iron. Then I turned around and yelled to the rest of them, "Leave this poor innocent girl alone! You're all a bunch of SICK, deranged animals! Go home before I really teach you a lesson in PAIN!"
St. Peter, duly impressed, says "Wow! When did this happen?"
"About three minutes ago."
2007-02-14 18:56:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a million Corinthians 15:fifty one listen, I allow you to understand a secret: we can not all sleep, yet we can all get replaced And so Jesus had a sparkling body. the bible says that he entered the room the position the disciples were at the same time as the doorways were closed. He looked and likewise says that those who were on the fringe of him, ought to no longer understand him. Elijah, Moses and Enoch were taking to heaven. The bible does no longer say that Moses grow to be taken to Heaven, yet he looked with Elijah in the transfiguration. They possibly were switched over, besides the undeniable fact that the bible does no longer say so. This quote Corinthians 15:50
2016-12-04 04:37:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would already know that the Johovahs Witnesses were there because St Peter would be holding a bunch of their booklets. Around here they won't leave you alone until you take one.
2007-02-14 09:35:09 · answer #4 · answered by roger a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great.. Brilliant.. Fantastic
2007-02-14 08:49:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cheers!
2007-02-14 08:48:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..thanks for the laughs...Happy Valentine's Day to you.. Smurf.
2007-02-14 08:45:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good x
2007-02-14 08:50:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved that joke!
2007-02-14 08:56:45 · answer #9 · answered by Jazzybee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol like it
2007-02-14 08:48:58 · answer #10 · answered by daftarseuk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋