Jesus was ALREADY God- just incarnate. Prophets were just human beings.
2007-02-14 08:25:54
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answer #1
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answered by ♥Humble Proclaimer♥ 4
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The fourth commandment is "Honour thy father and thy mother."
To eliminate the competition, Jesus went and spiked all the other disciples' drinks with amphetamine, forcing them to consume a narcotic and unknowingly thus break the fourth commandment. This took them out of the running for becoming God.
Also, as the ten commandments are a set of rules that all men must live by, Jesus went out and broke the seventh commandment, "Thou shalt not commit adultery [sex out of wedlock]" by hiring a prostitute. As he had broken a rule governing all men, he was obviously not a man, so he must have been God. Therefore after he was crucified, resurrected, then committed suicide, he went to heaven and became God.
After Jesus went to heaven and became God, he punished the original God for his acts of vengeance in the Old Testament, sending him to Hell, where he became Satan. The original Satan was eventually sent back to earth as three people: Richard Simmons and Scientologists Tom Cruise and John Travolta.
Yeah, it's pretty stupid, though. Personally, I think King Solomon would have made a better God than the ol' J-Meister. Hell, if I get elected to God, I promise to make everyone rich and cure everyone's cancer.
2007-02-14 19:36:29
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answered by Ash 2
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Pity the fool. Jesus is not God. He is the Son of God. It is a pity that youare so ignorant, yet pretend not to be. Whether you are a believer or not, you should at least understand the basics, before you ask such questions (and then arbitrarily condemn your subject as being stupid. Your arrogance will damn you for all of eternity.
2007-02-14 16:32:41
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answered by Wise one 2
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It was because God desires for his Son to become?, they knew each others from before the physical world, in the Energies and they all knew that there wasn't other choice, to become and partake of life because life was,is and will be God's business, but you are alright, when you say, that Jesus became God, that is what we are waiting for to happen and that is what will happen, this time around. I'm Not a prophet. <
2007-02-14 16:29:54
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answered by paradiseemperatorbluepinguin 5
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All the old prophets told of the coming of the Messiah, Jesus is the Messiah. No it's not stupid.
2007-02-14 16:26:58
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answered by Angelz 5
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Jesus Christ did not " become " God. He already was and is and forever will be God. Read the first chapter of the book of John.
2007-02-14 16:36:55
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answered by Paulie D 5
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Jesus was always God.
"The virgin will be with child and will give birth to a son, and they will call him Immanuel" —which means, "God with us."
Matthew 1:23
2007-02-14 16:34:32
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answered by rev55 1
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Jesus remained prophet in Islamic faith and he is not God. this makes more sense to me.
2007-02-14 16:30:22
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answered by rose 1
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well for chrstians. muslims do not associate jesus as god. for muslims we believe hat jesus was a prophet peace be upon him. muslims teach others that 1. god does not beget nor was begotten considering beget means sired. god does not have sex. god just needs say be and it is. so there for we are creations of god not sired children. 2. how is it jess could e god when jesus said worship god. he did not say worship me. according to the bible jesus was in hell. makes no sense that god all mighty would be in hell for three days. 3. adam and eve were not considered the children of god considered that they had no mother nor father. that would make them even bigger children of god. it is all mis interperted. different sects ban the idea of the trinity though.
2007-02-14 16:28:24
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answered by wedjb 6
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Because Jesus was always God. and no, it's not stupid.
2007-02-14 16:26:08
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answered by Michael L 5
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