an american, japanese and an irishman. they hear a beeping sound and the american touches his arm and says "that my pager, i've a microchip under my skin." next a phone rings and the japanese man lifts his palm to his ear and says "i've a microchip in my hand." the irishman feeling very low tech, goes to the loo and comes back with loo paper hanging from his bum. he says " oh jesus would you look at that i've got a fax coming through."
2007-02-14 08:20:27 · 15 answers · asked by joanne g 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe very cheeky love it
2007-02-14 08:25:01 · answer #1 · answered by bex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That´s the best one I heared tonight , very good
2007-02-14 09:28:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Like TBS.
2007-02-14 08:25:32 · answer #3 · answered by ⊂( ﾟ ヮﾟ)⊃ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fantastico!!!
Don't ya just love the Irish!
got any more where that came from?
xxx
2007-02-14 08:43:21 · answer #4 · answered by Princess Sophia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it! Gonna repeat that one to my buddies tomorrow!
2007-02-14 10:19:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Aaaw! LOL.
Have a great evening!
2007-02-17 10:56:28 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.. must remember that one.
2007-02-14 08:27:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A+ well done
2007-02-14 08:30:08 · answer #8 · answered by bertram baines 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-14 14:38:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-02-14 08:26:12 · answer #10 · answered by Ouch! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋