Ed was in trouble. He forgot a St. Valentine's Day gift for his wife. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 5 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a gift-wrapped box in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since Friday.
2007-02-14 08:11:06 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Is Ed in hiding or was he murdered? Very funny, Colonel Mustard. Having just come in from Target I can report oodles of men scrambling about looking for gifts for their beloved. :-)
Happy Valentine's Day. I hope you fare much better than poor Ed.
2007-02-14 11:46:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great! One star coming your way. I hear Ed's currently in hiding in a Uruguayan forest cabin near Montevideo somewhere :-)
2007-02-14 16:20:58 · answer #2 · answered by Groucho Returns 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Ed is in major trouble! Funny! Ha Ha Ha! LOL!
2007-02-14 16:17:30 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha.
2007-02-14 16:14:14 · answer #4 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omgoodness thats so mean!! I love IT!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks that was super funny
2007-02-14 16:16:51 · answer #5 · answered by ok 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um-Hum! LOL. LOL.
2007-02-17 18:57:33 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-14 16:15:24 · answer #7 · answered by m.j h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋