2007-02-14 08:09:36 · 9 answers · asked by digby_by 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gun bearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself."
The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."
The old explorer said, "No, not then - just now when I went ''''ROARRRR!''''"
2007-02-14 08:25:24 · answer #1 · answered by anothersomeonenew 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Go to youtube and search for 'Flea Market Montgomery'
That is by far the funniest thing I've seen in a long long while.
2007-02-14 08:12:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My poor 2 y.o. daughter doesn't miss a beat. She asks for "Ice capps" (iced cappucinos) from the backseat when we go through the drive-thru at Tim Horton's. She looks cute and innocent, but unfortunately, she lost her virgin ears long ago. For example, yesterday while getting ready for work, I realized I had left my shoes upstairs and said, "Oh sh*t, I forgot my shoes." She overheard me and said, "Sh*t, my shoes." A while back, she was playing with a rock in the front yard and threw it at my knee. Not thinking, I said, "F*ck that hurts." A soccer mom who was taking her kids to the field across the road gave me a lecture on my language, so I said, "F*ck, f*ck, f*ck" to cheese her off. (I'd had a couple beers and didn't need her lecture nor her dirty looks because my knee did f*cking hurt.) My daughter repeated, "F*ck, f*ck, f*ck." "Real nice," said the soccer mom. I've really got to start watching what I say around the kids. (Point taken, soccer mom.) j0e
2016-05-23 23:16:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone once told me that prostitutes are like roller coasters. You have to pay to get a ride. Prostitudes are also like doorknobs. Everyone gets a turn.
2007-02-14 08:14:07 · answer #4 · answered by The Zunester 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when I called my almost 3 year old nephew...he's full of stories..and another word that starts with S. haha. he keeps me entertained!
I owe him an elephant and a castle since I moved to a different province. haha.
2007-02-14 08:12:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's funnier than a talking Parrot?
A Spelling Bee
HAHAHHAHA
2007-02-14 08:14:23 · answer #6 · answered by newyear2007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A JOKE ON TV
I like my job, one who circumcises elephants, I get all the tips
2007-02-14 08:13:53 · answer #7 · answered by Tim Rohan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so stupid, she bought a book to learn how to read.
2007-02-14 08:11:59 · answer #8 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to many peple masterbating
2007-02-14 08:13:19 · answer #9 · answered by adam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋