2007-02-14 08:08:47 · 9 answers · asked by Stud 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
did you hear about the fire at the cijrcus?
it was in tents
2007-02-15 00:21:56 · answer #1 · answered by Zach 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey we got a drink named after you." The Grasshopper looks up and says "You got a drink named Steve"
2007-02-14 08:12:27 · answer #2 · answered by Bryan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so stupid, she bought a book to learn how to read.
2007-02-14 08:11:00 · answer #3 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did the man say when he walked into a bar?
Ouch!!
2007-02-14 08:11:27 · answer #4 · answered by juan_two_345 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why can't you eat soup in the matrix?
Because there is no spoon!
2007-02-14 08:36:49 · answer #5 · answered by Batdan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"These two Irishmen walk out of a bar."
2007-02-14 08:11:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat she started swimmingwith the whales singing "WE R FAMILY"
2007-02-14 08:11:56 · answer #7 · answered by m.j h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
--Why were there bullet holes in a mirror?
-A blonde tried to commit suicide
2007-02-14 08:25:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ur mums so fat she went out in high heels and came back with flip flops on!!!........who made flip flop shoes...phillip flop!!!!!
2007-02-14 08:13:05 · answer #9 · answered by lou lou 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋