Jesus, Moses, and an old guy go golfing. Moses tee's off and hits the ball in a lake. He says "it's OK it's OK" and goes over and parts the waters. he hits the ball again and gets a hole in 2.
Then Jesus tee's off and the ball also goes in the lake. He says "its ok it's ok," walks across the water, hits the ball again and gets a hole in 2.
Then the old guy tee's off. The ball flies into a rabbit’s mouth, and just as it goes in an eagle swoops down, picks up the rabbit and flies off. As they pass over the hole the rabbit spits out the ball and the old guy gets a hole in 1.
Moses turns to Jesus and says "I hate it when your dad plays."
2007-02-14 07:11:15 · 13 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cowboy you are wanted dead or alive...to tell more jokes.......
2007-02-14 07:18:30 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.
2007-02-14 11:01:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-02-14 10:09:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good. I like the religious jokes.
That reminds me I must get to confession soon.
2007-02-14 07:17:29 · answer #4 · answered by allseasons 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one again cowboy keep em rolling 10/10
2007-02-14 07:23:37 · answer #5 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one!
2007-02-14 07:23:47 · answer #6 · answered by tiffantre 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!!! I like that one!! not heard it before - I am going to steal it!
2007-02-14 07:15:04 · answer #7 · answered by hypastarkimbo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-02-14 07:53:14 · answer #8 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good joke
2007-02-14 07:33:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats good!
2007-02-14 07:20:42 · answer #10 · answered by Katziie .x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋