An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The clerk asks if he would like no name, Charmin, or White Cloud.
"White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper," says the Indian. "How much is it?"
"$1.00 a roll," the clerk replies.
"That seems pretty expensive," responds the Indian. "What about the others?"
"Charmin is $2.00 a roll, and no name is 50 cents a roll."
The Indian doesn't have much money, so he opts for the no name. Within a few hours, he is back at the trading post.
"I have a name for the no name toilet paper," he announces to the clerk. "We shall call it John Wayne."
"Why?" asks the confused clerk.
"Cause it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no crap off an Indian."
2007-02-14 06:13:39 · 21 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
another gd 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-02-14 10:11:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that indians must have real sticky crap buffalo meat does that 10/10 cowboy
2007-02-14 15:04:48 · answer #2 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-02-14 14:21:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha ha
Yeah my version is about toilet paper being like arnie
Rough, touch and takes no ****!!!
2007-02-14 14:21:02 · answer #4 · answered by mitchattitude 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Nice one..not heard it before.
2007-02-14 19:10:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he, big john was an old indian fighter, he only fought old indians.....
2007-02-14 18:14:50 · answer #6 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That made me laugh, very funny - good one.
2007-02-14 15:00:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lmao
2007-02-14 15:45:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ~ haha... but, who's John Wayne anyway???
2007-02-14 14:33:03 · answer #9 · answered by PossumNight 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha ha.
2007-02-14 14:16:31 · answer #10 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋