And dog gas stinks sooooooo BAD!
2007-02-14 05:56:01 · 20 answers · asked by BTH L 2 in Pets ➔ Dogs
Because they don't want to admit it was them. They are tired of everybody always blaming it on "the dog." Does he smile though after he does it? I use to have this dog that would fart, and take off running like someone just poked her in the butt, because she didn't know what that feeling was coming out of her booty! She farted so much, that my dad said if she ran in a straight line every time she farted, she would be half way to China by now! LOL!!
2007-02-14 06:02:08 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, he does it to me when I pass gas! He will stop whatever he is doing (even chasing the cat) and stare at me! What I don't understand is that he doesn't do this to anyone else. My husband and his friends pass gas frequently (with odor and volume) and he doesn't seem to even notice. On occasion I will pass a little gas and he acts like I just committed a capital offense!
2016-03-29 06:25:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cause they are paying you back for all the times you blame them when you rip those rotten egger silents off. They also are paying you back for stinking up there drinking bowls in the bathroom after you ate the 2 bean burrittos from Taco bell.... just live with it, open a window and get some Oust... you think you got it bad? I got 6 dogs .... also a cat with muscle weakness in his rear end that just lays a green toxic vapor behind him, and he feels waggling his tail and fanning it all around is O K!!!!
2007-02-14 06:07:04 · answer #3 · answered by I luv Pets 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
piggylove, how much do you want to bet that they can smell their own farts? My dog gets up and leaves the room after he passes gas. If he can't stand his own stink, you know it's a stinker. Dogs have a lot better sniffer than we do.
2007-02-14 06:02:07 · answer #4 · answered by rollinjukebox 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because they can't speak and they don't know any better. My dog's gas smells like he just took a rather large poop right beside me after eating raw eggs and live chickens and rolled in their poop. It surpasses any and all gas my fiance's ever had!!
2007-02-14 06:19:03 · answer #5 · answered by kellilicious5 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
they apologize by using gestures like bringing you a jar of peanut butter.just kidding
2007-02-14 06:02:26 · answer #6 · answered by woody 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
my dog always apologizes maybe your dog is just plain rude.
2007-02-14 06:21:56 · answer #7 · answered by nealnefertirri 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because they are stupid. My chihuahua is a real dumbass. Every time I let one go, he comes around sniffing at my butt. My westie's none too bright, either. Both of them stinkies are walking poop factories.
All animals are stupid. Do you find yourself calling them that? I do. When I see cows, I point and say "Stupid cows". When I refer to my chihuahua, I say "stupid Frankie". When my bird lays an egg, I tell my gf "one of the stupids laid an egg." Boy, are they stupid.
2007-02-14 06:07:09 · answer #8 · answered by jasohn1 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I hear ya. My dogs farts then looks at me like "Yah, that's right... I did that... ya jealous????" SOOO annoying.
2007-02-14 14:20:30 · answer #9 · answered by mightyquinn317 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because they are just like men.
2007-02-14 06:00:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋