A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.
The Problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.
The child Should be in my custody. "
The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...
Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"
Judge : ???????
2007-02-14 04:25:12 · 21 answers · asked by ||| Romeo Boy ||| 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks a lot ~ love it! ;)
If I was the Judge, I'll ask back: "What if the machine doesn't work as you expected it to be? It'll be surely the machine's."
P/S: Trying not to be offended by your joke ~ it's like harassing and equalizing women (particularly all the mothers on the earth) with machines! We're no machine and get pregnant about nine months isn't so easy as making love in few minutes...
First and foremost, it's just a joke, right? Hmph! OK!
2007-02-14 06:10:20 · answer #1 · answered by PossumNight 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Was the Judge a man or woman? A good one ofcourse.
2007-02-14 12:35:36 · answer #2 · answered by atom45 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Somehow I think in the end, 'Uncle Sam' will end up winning custody....
2007-02-14 12:35:50 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha.
2007-02-14 14:23:59 · answer #4 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
awesomely funny
2007-02-14 14:15:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha i wonder wht the judge had to sya abotu that!!! that was funny as crap.....NICE JOKE!!!!
2007-02-14 12:31:48 · answer #6 · answered by munkees92 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-02-14 12:59:55 · answer #7 · answered by kimgurl 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha. thats a good one
2007-02-14 12:28:35 · answer #8 · answered by chesterB 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
mildly amusing
2007-02-14 14:22:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
o i get it that is soooooo funny LMAO
2007-02-14 13:37:42 · answer #10 · answered by Loser Face 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋