Two women friends had gone for a Girls Night Out, but had been
decidedly over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly
drunk and walking home, they needed to pee.
They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they
do their business behind a headstone or something.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she'd take
off her panties and use them, then throw them away.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive underwear
set and didn't want to ruin hers but was lucky enough to
salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the
graves and proceeded to wipe herself with that.
They then made off for home.
The next day one woman's husband phoned the other husband and
said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife
came home last night without her panties."
"That's nothing," said the other, "Mine came back with a card
stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said 'From all of
us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you'."
2007-02-14 04:04:51 · 11 answers · asked by shannonlee05@sbcglobal.net 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's so awful, i had to post it on myspace.
2007-02-14 05:31:23 · answer #1 · answered by Dayne's gal 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
definite i imagine "possibility free joking" is a fashion to diminish what women human beings adventure. this is competition and anger masked as humour and this is insidious because if all people says this isn't any longer humorous they could then be criticized for no longer having a experience of humour; for being defective. Humour normalizes issues; situations the psyche to rapidly cheap themes even as they're up for serious communicate. this is why jokes that uphold particular stereotypes of feminists are not to any extent further meant in jest. this is the idea that the underlying motive is to reason harm that makes them unfunny. i does no longer ideas having a chance that in Pakistan there are a round of jokes circulating about women human beings screwing up balloting or something. thanks for the link; interesting.
2016-10-17 07:06:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-02-14 04:48:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one. My doubt is, why din't the expensive panties hide that card?
2007-02-14 04:28:37 · answer #4 · answered by atom45 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whoa talk about having the wrong idea about things!!! haha i bet that was a shock for the husband of the second wife!!
2007-02-14 04:21:07 · answer #5 · answered by munkees92 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i knew a joke similar to that lmao
2007-02-14 04:19:12 · answer #6 · answered by thenewhorzta 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha.
2007-02-14 06:25:35 · answer #7 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao!! heard it before, but it's still good!
2007-02-14 04:20:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
fuuny
2007-02-14 05:02:39 · answer #9 · answered by kimgurl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!! good one!
2007-02-14 04:43:41 · answer #10 · answered by ♥JaMeS's MoMmY♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋