One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
"Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem & tell you what to do about it. It only costs £10"
Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the £10.
The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in 2 weeks."
Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled.
2007-02-14 03:51:42 · 16 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So he mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he m*sturb*ted into the concoction.
He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the £10.
The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:
"Your tap water is too hard - get a water softener.
Your dog has worms - get him vitamins.
Your daughter is using c*caine - put her in a rehab clinic.
Your wife is pregnant with twin girls, they aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
And if you don't stop j*rking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."
2007-02-14 03:52:00 · update #1
HAHAHAHA!!!! OMG That is HILARIOUS!!
2007-02-14 06:07:38 · answer #1 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best joke I've heard in a long time. funny as all hell, and i'd never heard it b4 :-) 10/10
2007-02-14 12:48:59 · answer #2 · answered by Radgar E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it!
Imagine if technology really gets that far what truths will come out!
2007-02-14 12:15:02 · answer #3 · answered by allseasons 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How the hell did he know that that was the guy who came yesterday lol
2007-02-14 12:17:09 · answer #4 · answered by thenewhorzta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep ive heard similar but that was funny
2007-02-14 12:00:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-02-14 11:58:10 · answer #6 · answered by BEN S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy funny
2007-02-14 12:02:39 · answer #7 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome joke, i'll be telling that one at work
2007-02-14 12:28:03 · answer #8 · answered by adriantheace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke no fooling that one then
2007-02-14 13:31:22 · answer #9 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your daughter is using co*aine. lmfao
2007-02-14 11:58:11 · answer #10 · answered by blakpala8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke lol
2007-02-14 12:35:30 · answer #11 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋