Please add details of how you will worship me, and what you will give me. Cheers. Remember, the more you offer, the more I get and if an earthquake kills you, its too bad so dont blame me for that, that's satan's fault. Cheers!
2007-02-14 03:33:35 · 22 answers · asked by seacow12222 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I have little time for you little earthlings. But God works in mysterious ways, including posting on Yahoo Answers, clearly the most intelligent web "experience" there is.
2007-02-14 03:41:13 · update #1
Silly earthlings!! I will curse all you non-believers with a giant plague of "Rosanne" tapes, set on a continuous loop. You will all be forced to watch it for the rest of your petty little lives.
Those of you who offered me gifts will be spared this ordeal. Just make sure you send me good quality ****, or I will strike you all down.
P.s. yes the passion of christ DVD will be most welcome but dont expect any special favours or anything. I may send you a blindfold to block out that hideous Rosanne lady.
2007-02-14 04:20:11 · update #2
Hmmmm how about a lovely flower arrangement? Hopefully that is enough to divert your wrath, or at least delay it for a while. Do you like flowers, please consider it is valentines day and they cost a lot more money than normal.
If flowers don't do it, how about a nice copy of Passion of the Christ, maybe not, you probably don't want to relive that again.
Ok what about my belief in you, even though there is no, proof of your existence. Thats gotta help me avoid the plague right?
2007-02-14 03:41:43 · answer #1 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Before I worship you, what are your qualifications for being God? What opulence do you possess, and what have you created from nothing? If you are God, then kindly deliver your universal knowledge for the benefit of mankind, so that we may know your glory. If you are God, do you not also control nature? If you are God, did you not also create the satan? How is it that you are not responsible? If you can be God by simply announcing it, then I hereby challenge your supremacy, and declare you to be an imposter. I therefore declare that I, too, am God, and condemn you as a usurper, with no power to defeat me.
You make a valid argument against people who claim to be God, but you don't make much of an argument against God Himself, because it seems as if your knowledge is limited regarding the nature of God. There are many valuable texts that contain detailed information about God, other than the Christian bible, which is limited in content and contradictory in context. The vedas have much more integrity.
2007-02-14 11:52:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
THAT's the funniest thing I've read all day.... You about made my coffee come out my nose.
Silly human.... you are not God. I would offer you nothing. I would rather die before I ever worshiped you. I understand human ambition - people want to succeed. But why try to compete with God, instead of serve Him? What have you done for me? You are not worthy of MY PRAISE. You are nothing! I bow to the true God in Heaven so I can stand up to any MAN!
2007-02-14 11:59:00 · answer #3 · answered by Krazy K 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The reasons you think you are God
1) You probably have escaped from mental institution
2) You are on drugs that make you high.
3) You are actually a suicide bomber who lost his sanity after getting near a bomb that failed to detonate properly
4)You see the holy Ghost while drinking too much Jack daniels , Taquila or Whiskey.
2007-02-14 13:34:56 · answer #4 · answered by Saphire4 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God does not become a human being:
God does not take human form:
Some may argue that God does not become a human being but only takes a human form. If God only takes a human form but does not become a human being, He should not possess any human qualities. We know that all the ‘God-men’, have human qualities and failings. They have all the human needs such as the need to eat, sleep, etc.
The worship of God in human form is therefore a logical fallacy and should be abhorred in all its forms and manifestations.
That is the reason why the Qur’an speaks against all forms of anthropomorphism. The Glorious Qur’an says in the following verse:
"There is nothing whatever like unto Him."
[Al-Qur’an 42:11]
2007-02-14 11:42:19 · answer #5 · answered by PeaceKeeper 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I don't worship man, I worship Jehovah God and his son Jesus Christ.
2007-02-14 11:38:32 · answer #6 · answered by lover of Jehovah and Jesus 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If the earth quake would kill me I would be far luckier than the one who survived it because I would be taken immediately to be with the Lord.
2007-02-14 11:40:27 · answer #7 · answered by gtahvfaith 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Interesting so your god. hmf i think you need some happy pills from the psychiatrist
2007-02-14 11:40:22 · answer #8 · answered by ஐKatஐ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What have you ever done for me? Nothing. That is what separates you from God.
2007-02-14 11:42:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you are god, than you are not real, must be a computer glitch or something, thats sweet.
2007-02-14 11:39:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋