A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. " Just place this between your cheek and gum.
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.
After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
2007-02-14 03:31:02 · 35 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes its very very very very very vevery very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very funny
2007-02-14 03:35:45 · answer #1 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Errrrrrrr. nice one tinks.
have u heard this one too??
a man goes into the barbers
unfortunately, he only has three hairs on his entire head.
he sits in the chair and the barber rather nervously
enquires..."How would you like it, sir?"
"Just tidy it up a little please" says the man with a smile.
the barber gets out his comb and starts to comb his hair....
HORROR!!! one of the man's hairs falls out!
"I'm terribly sorry sir", says the barber.
"That's ok", says the man, "Please continue."
The barber very sheepishly carries on but as soon as the comb touches the hair, another falls out.
"Oh nooo, says the barber, I am soooo sorry!!!"
He is obviously feeling quite distressed now.
"Can I do anything else for u, sir?" he says.
"Oh screw it, says the man, just leave it messy!"
2007-02-16 07:35:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny yet a little distubing with the return policy on the ball. Good joke.
2007-02-14 03:41:49 · answer #3 · answered by C M S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn! hope the customer did not puke right then!
How's this one:
A priest went to the barber to have his hair cut. As the barber finished, the priest opened his wallet to pay. The barber refused to take the priest's money saying, "Oh no, Father. I cut clergymen's hair for free" The priest thanked him and upon returning to his rectory directed his assistant to send the barber a bottle of wine.
Later on that week, a Baptist minister went to have his hair cut. As the barber finished, the minister opened his wallet to pay. The barber refused to take the preacher's money saying, "Oh no, Father. I cut clergymen's hair for free" The preacher thanked him and upon returning to his office directed his assistant to send the barber a dozen oatmeal cookies.
Later on, a rabbi chanced to get his hair cut. As the barber finished, the rabbi opened his wallet to pay. The barber refused to take the rabbi's money saying, "Oh no, Rabbi. I cut clergymen's hair for free" The rabbi thanked him and upon returning to his synagogue sent a dozen other rabbis to the barber to get their hair cut.
2007-02-14 03:39:04 · answer #4 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
HERES ONE BUT SHORTER..........
Q. how do you get a blonde on the roof?
A . tell her that dinner on the house
Q. why did the monkey stare at the orange juice?
A. because it said concentrate
what about those hope this works for .... hahah that was a GREAT JOKE .....hope you have a great valentines day !!!!!!!
2007-02-14 04:01:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Top one Tink, take a bow. 11/10
2007-02-14 03:37:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Close shave huh?
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-14 04:26:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not roll over off your seat kind of funny, but I got a small little chuckle from it! Thanks for sharing!
2007-02-14 03:35:15 · answer #8 · answered by JesJ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Giggle giggle!
2007-02-14 11:05:20 · answer #9 · answered by ღ♥ღ latoya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great a chocolate gob stopper mmmmmmm 10/10tink
2007-02-14 05:27:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha.
2007-02-14 06:29:56 · answer #11 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋