Why won't Cthulhu heal the amputees?
2007-02-14 03:13:01 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Cthulhu is just being fair in his treatment of both good and bad people and he only helps amputees that help themselves.
2007-02-14 03:20:36 · answer #1 · answered by Murazor 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm assuming this a joke question.
Cthulhu, and the entire pantheon, was invented by H.P. Lovecraft as a backdrop for his fiction horror universe. Other stars include the jibbering Nyarlathotep, Yog-Sothoth, and Dagon. The Conan chronicles, as well as many other writers have made excellent use of this system, esp. August Derleth, who has a very thorough analysis of the entire creation, which has helped expand it far beyond it's original scope. Indeed, when I was first meeting other pagans, I met practicing wizards who have told me the story of the Necronomicon in perfect seriousness. I don't know if they were trying to fool me or themselves. I must have laughed myself silly when I first saw a copy on a bookstore shelf in a scaaary cover. Maybe it's a great read... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu_Mythos
2007-02-14 11:29:07 · answer #2 · answered by treycapnerhurst 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because he's EVIL. Jeez, I thought everyone knew that lol. You need to re-read your Necronomicon for Dummies, then you will know the truth about the great and powerful Cthulhu....
2007-02-14 11:19:41 · answer #3 · answered by Jensenfan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The great Cthulhu doesn't. What gave you that impression?
2007-02-14 11:16:36 · answer #4 · answered by Open Heart Searchery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cthulhu will return to guide us when the stars are right.
Just have faith.
2007-02-14 11:17:42 · answer #5 · answered by Serpent 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What are you talking about?
2007-02-14 11:19:33 · answer #6 · answered by slingsandarrows 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋