A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy all her urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're b/s`n me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."
2007-02-14 03:00:31 · 25 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one Tink.!!!
10/10 STILL LAUGHING. xxx
xxx.
Laughter is the best medicine.
2007-02-14 05:52:27 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh! heh!
There were lots of similar real cases during the dot com boon that secretaries were making $1million with those inflated stockl options. Also, in those places full of new and young college graduates, nightly orgies were not unheard of. So, $200K was not much:
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The candidate said, "In the neighborhood of $250,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
The HR Person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?"
The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow!!! Are you kidding?"
And the HR Person said, "Certainly, ...but you started it."
2007-02-14 11:25:50 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Looks like you've got too much time on your hands Tink, go back to work. Oh yes I loved the joke 12/10. x
2007-02-14 11:53:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! Loved it
2007-02-14 11:20:23 · answer #4 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yet another great Tink joke, cheers.
2007-02-19 15:20:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like just sent that to a mate who works in the employment services
2007-02-19 07:58:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have came back with a vengeance tonite tink that was hilarious full marks
2007-02-14 13:47:49 · answer #7 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this joke - heard it before, but it's brilliant!
2007-02-14 11:22:43 · answer #8 · answered by Jay A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yes thats feckin hilarious
2007-02-14 11:28:16 · answer #9 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aint that the truth.
2007-02-14 14:18:07 · answer #10 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋