Shower like a woman
Take off clothes & place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks
Walk 2 bathroom wearing dressing gown, if u see hubby along the way, cover up exposed areas
Look at physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg lifts, etc.
Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah & pumice tone
Wash hair once with cucumber & sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash hair again - make sure its clean
Condition hair with enhanced grapefruit mint conditioner
Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. wash entire rest of body with ginger nut & jaffa cake body wash
Rinse conditioner off hair
Shave armpits, legs and bikini line
Turn off shower
Get out of shower, dry with towel the size of a small country, wrap hair in super absorbent towel
Return 2 bedroom wearing dressing gown & towel on head if you see hubby on the way, cover up again
2007-02-14 02:57:11 · 19 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Shower like a man
Take off clothes whilst sitting on the edge of the bed & leave in a pile
Walk naked to bathroom, if you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making "woo-woo" sound
Look at physique in the mirror, admire size of willy and scratch bum
Get in shower
Wash face & armpits, blow nose in your hands & let the water rinse them off, fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower
Spend majority of time washing privates & surrounding area
Wash your bum - leave coarse bum hairs stuck 2 the soap
Wash hair - make a shampoo mohawk
Wee
Rinse & get out of shower
Partially dry off
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of the bath the whole time
Admire willy size in mirror - again
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor & light on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make "woo-woo" sound - again
Throw wet towel on bed
2007-02-14 02:57:31 · update #1
I`m CRYING here!!! That`s the funniest joke I have heard in a long time. Its sooo true
10/10 to ya.
Keep it up. Excellent!
Thanks for brightening up my day.
Tink x
2007-02-14 03:14:35 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My partner also places a minimum of three towels on the floor to catch any possiblity of stray water.
Pesonally, I tend to leave the soap on the floor of the shower with the intention of picking it up later
2007-02-14 11:04:15 · answer #2 · answered by kinvadave 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-02-14 11:24:41 · answer #3 · answered by trini_rocker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha
2007-02-14 11:10:58 · answer #4 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot about bathroom scales - my wife weighs herself before and after her shower...
2007-02-14 11:04:16 · answer #5 · answered by k² 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
10/10
Nice one Jay A
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-14 12:41:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
after reading this i am trying to shower like woman
2007-02-15 02:30:18 · answer #7 · answered by john 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha
just too funny :P
2007-02-14 11:04:19 · answer #8 · answered by YollyDolly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl best laugh ive had all day, probably because its just about all true lol
2007-02-14 17:19:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its so true its funny because its so true
2007-02-14 11:32:03 · answer #10 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋