"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to p and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."
"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble p`ing, too?" asked the 60-year old.
"No, I p every morning at 6:00. I p like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."
"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You p every morning at 6:00 and have a bowel movement every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."
2007-02-14 02:42:44 · 15 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hilarious Tink.
Gives us all something to look forward to!
Get the incontinence pads ready!
2007-02-14 04:20:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-02-14 02:51:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Bit like me after 10 pints of lager
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-14 04:34:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the old timer has got good timing for sh it ing but not wakening stinky old fart brill 10/10
2007-02-14 06:32:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one Tink.!!!
10/10.!!!
xxx
2007-02-15 06:40:18 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/out of10 lol
2007-02-14 03:26:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao!
Too funny for me!
2007-02-14 02:50:05 · answer #7 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made my day, hope I'm long gone by then.
2007-02-14 06:15:56 · answer #8 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-02-14 02:48:26 · answer #9 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-02-14 02:52:58 · answer #10 · answered by Archea 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋