2007-02-14 02:37:13 · 7 answers · asked by Nick C 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama called her friend and ask her "how long does New York to get to Texas?" her friend said "just a min." she said "okay, thank you" then hung up.
2007-02-14 03:09:34 · answer #1 · answered by John Cena's BIGGEST fan 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama is so poor that one day i was walking down the road and i saw her kicking a can i asked her what is she doing she said "moving"
2007-02-14 03:54:24 · answer #2 · answered by nabeel h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama is so old when God said let there be light, she flipped the switch.
2007-02-14 04:06:49 · answer #3 · answered by Ouch! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
2007-02-14 02:44:53 · answer #4 · answered by LaFemmeNakia 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat that when she went to the beach two big fat whales came up and said "WE ARE FAMILY". lol
2007-02-14 02:43:56 · answer #5 · answered by pie 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
''Yo Mamma got so much space in her teeth, her tongue looks like it's in jail!''
2007-02-14 02:42:25 · answer #6 · answered by Cricket 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mammas so fat, when she bungy jumped she went straight to hell
2007-02-14 02:53:52 · answer #7 · answered by kp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋