An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I started taking this new Viagra pill, and last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice. The priest said: "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?"
"Never Father, I'm Jewish."
"So then, why are you telling me?"
"Hell! I'm telling everybody!"
2007-02-14 02:30:59 · 24 answers · asked by JudiM 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Too horny!
he he he he......................LOL
2007-02-14 14:05:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bad mental picture but funny joke.
2007-02-14 10:35:10 · answer #2 · answered by blcria 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about the guy who put viagra under his eyelids so he could give everyone a hard stare...
2007-02-14 10:35:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good,i myself have tried Viagra,i didn,t swallow it properly,I've had a stiff neck for a week now
2007-02-14 10:35:56 · answer #4 · answered by havanadig 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Proud old man! funny!
2007-02-14 10:34:26 · answer #5 · answered by DrPepper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-02-14 10:34:52 · answer #6 · answered by clever nickname 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm laughing my a$$ off right now!!! That is so funny!!!
2007-02-14 10:34:18 · answer #7 · answered by bluegrass 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny. i liked that. thank you for the well needed laugh
2007-02-14 10:33:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that.....good one
Where can i find 2 18 y.o. gals like that.
2007-02-14 10:44:49 · answer #9 · answered by crazycul1 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. lol 10/10.
2007-02-14 10:42:35 · answer #10 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao! great one 10/10& a star*
2007-02-14 10:39:49 · answer #11 · answered by anna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋