Have you ever pondered?

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Have you ever pondered?
10 Life is sexually transmitted.

9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.


8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Hornie. If you see him without an erect1on, make him a sandwich.


7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.


5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing.


4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.


3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???


2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007:


1 We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we
haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of
Agriculture in charge of immigration

Answer 1

I like this list.

Answer 2

Lol, I think that those are excellent observations.

Answer 3

Priceless! Some people bring a smile to our faces when they enter a room, some when they leave. Welcome, friend!

Answer 4

i dont think that i have ever read anything more accurate in my life!

Answer 5

LOL... great list

Answer 6

lol this is good stuff