Little Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School.
"Well, mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and saved the Israelites."
"Now, Johnny, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked.
"Well, no, mom, but if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it."
2007-02-14 01:56:07 · 10 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cute
2007-02-14 02:19:52 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good , and yes in a childs eyes very true !9/10
2007-02-14 02:10:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm studying Theology.
I should be offended but who am I kidding, I hate it.
2007-02-14 02:43:26 · answer #3 · answered by specs appeal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very clever, little Johnny.
2007-02-14 02:12:53 · answer #4 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ye nice one lmfao ha ha
2007-02-14 02:01:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-02-14 02:45:08 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha. lmao.
2007-02-14 02:26:52 · answer #7 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, a new slant on religious stories.....like it.
2007-02-14 01:59:56 · answer #8 · answered by FRAN1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao!
2007-02-14 02:07:56 · answer #9 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good
2007-02-14 02:03:40 · answer #10 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋