2007-02-14 01:27:49 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
because you have the internet comic book version?
2007-02-14 01:30:11 · answer #1 · answered by XX 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You couldn't put out a piss ant's campfire if your question was water.
Give us a referance cause my Bible doesn't have LOL that I remember.
2007-02-14 09:33:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you got a copy that wasn't edited by the religious establishment. You know the one that was writen by a human being and not attributed to a nonexistent "higher power".
LMFAO.
2007-02-14 09:33:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Stop writing your alphabet in the bible
2007-02-14 09:30:34 · answer #4 · answered by Tribble Macher 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because your Bible is a chat room...obviously!
2007-02-14 09:31:35 · answer #5 · answered by Misty 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Didnt you know that was satan's bible. His quote in there says,
"The fool has said in his heart there is no God, LOL".
2007-02-14 09:36:56 · answer #6 · answered by iwant_u2_wantme2000 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You must have the cyber edition.
2007-02-14 09:48:59 · answer #7 · answered by Sal D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Exodus looks like this.
1!11! OMG LOL LIK BLIEV IN GOD OR ELS
2! OMG LOL DO NOT MAEK A SCULPTAD IMAEG OR ANY LIEKNES OF WUT IS IN DA H3AEVNS ABOVA
3!111!! WTF LOL N3VAR TAEK TEH NME OF GOD IN VANE
4! WTF LOL REMEMBR DA SABATH DAY AND KEP IT LIK HOLY N STUF
511!!1! WTF HONOR UR DAD N UR MUM
611!1!1 OMG U SHAL NOT MURDER1!!! OMG
7111! OMG LOL U SHAL NOT COMIT ADLTRY
81111!!1! U SHAL NOT STAAL
911!!!1 WTF LOL U SHAL NOT BAR FALSA WITNES AGANEST UR U11!1 OMG LOL SHAL NOT COVET UR N3IGHBORS HOUS3
G0d s3d 2 n0@h, derez guna b a flo0di fLoOdI
Book of Luke:
Gzs: plz can i hav sum watr? im thirsty LOLZ.
Rmnz: OMG LOL hav sum vin3gr. LOLZ. UR pwned! LOLZ!
Gzs: Datz not kewl.LOLZ.
Rmnz: LOLOLOLOLOLZ! Pt dis crwn of thrnz on ur hed 2. LOLZ.
Gzs: U fux0rz ur frgvn. LOLZ.
Rmnz: Nice l0in cl0th faggiX.
Gzs: n00bz.
Rmz: LOLZ. GTG hav hom3w3rk. :( :( :(
Gzs: Sux0rz. :( :( :(
Rmz: Yeh :( :(:(:(:(
Gzs: OK mangs c u in 3 days. LOLZ. Thanx 4 da vin3grz! :D
2007-02-14 09:34:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
If you mean it seriously, it may be an abridgement.
2007-02-14 09:40:23 · answer #9 · answered by mapo1111 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let me guess, you wrote it in there.
grace2u
2007-02-14 09:34:27 · answer #10 · answered by Theophilus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋