Girls, What do you do when your in a nightclub toilet wearing a thong for underwear and there is no loo roll??

Question

I find shaking doesnt work especially if you are wearing a short skirt, (its gonna drip down your leg either way isn't it??)

(Im only talking about no. 1 not no. 2)

I dont think this is a gross question im sure it has happend to every girl I know, plus I dont take a handbag out with me as I take my man instead he carries all my essentials

Answer 1

firstly - shout to all the girls in the loo for loo roll........bang on the side of the cubicle if nessecery (obviously still in a polite manner though!)
secondly - if no one is answering i always just hop up with my pants and that down and hop to the next cubicle LOL

OR just pull your thong up!!!!!!!!!!!!! it will be too dark and everyone will hopefully be too out of it to notice if you've dripped!!!!!! :)

if it's a number 2 you've just gotta hope for the best and hobble into the next cubicle with your pants down! :P

Answer 2

Be creative. Look in your purse. (What the heck do you girls carry in there anyways?) Kleenex? Spare tampon? Handkerchief? Like the others suggest, look for toilet paper before entering.

... is that what the girls are always laughing about in the girls' bathroom while the guys are twiddling their thumbs outside the door, wondering what the hey is going on in there?

Answer 3

I try to check before I go but if I am in a rush and no necessary paper I ask the lady in the next stall and I have always been helped out.

Answer 4

I usually clench a roll of kleenex between my bum cheeks for this very occasion, so it is always at hand.

but then again im a bloke and i get wierd looks when im pulling some bog roll from my a*rse

Answer 5

I make sure to have kleenex with me. If I don't have pockets, I will put it in my boot and if I'm wearing pumps instead of boots, then I will put it in my bra. I've gone to too many clubs where they run out of paper really quickly to be caught without anything.

Answer 6

Will sound gross but I wipe with my left hand, then fix myself up with my right hand, then leave the stall carefully and head straight for the sinks. Most of the time I bring a pack of handy andies with me in my handbag.

Answer 7

I usually check before I pee, grab some paper towels but not too much cuz then you will clog the toilet. or i have a tissue in my purse. or you can yell for someone else in there to pass you something to use

Answer 8

Ask someone for loo roll in the next toilet.

Answer 9

U should try and control urself. If u just cant then leave the night club and go to the nearest public loo.

Answer 10

If you're not afraid of going commando, you could always take off the thong, use it to wipe, and throw it away. Desparate times call for desparate measures...