I want you to give me your best Yo Momma Jokes.
They have to be original and inventive.
10 points for the biggest laff
2007-02-13 23:13:11 · 10 answers · asked by daniel_marsland 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*I saw yo mama fall once I didn't say anything but the ground was CRACKIN UP!
* What's the difference between yo mama and gas prices?
Gas prices go up on the people and yo mama goes down on the people.
* Yo mama so fat you have to roll 4 times to get off of her.
* Yo mama's so fat when she walks it looks like her legs are being pollite to each other.
Hope you laughed a little. I do whats does.
Peace out
The Queen
2007-02-14 06:14:14 · answer #1 · answered by Samoan_gurl0966 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so ugly that when she went to the hair dressers it took 3 hours for an estimate.
Yo momma is so fat that when she sat on a penny a booger fell out of the queens nose.
Yo mamma is so ugly cats try to put sand on her
Yo momma is soo fat she has to iron her pants on the motaway
2007-02-14 00:51:37 · answer #2 · answered by Kemodo 344™ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Joke 1: A guys says to another guy: 'Your momma is soo fat that when she gets in the back of the bus it does a wheeli'
the other guy replies: 'your momma is soo fat that she can't even get into the bus'
LOL
Joke 2: You momma is soo fat that when she falls into love it breaks
2007-02-14 00:21:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the ideal so some distance… yo mama so previous she left her handbag on noahs ark Your momma's so previous her breast milk is powdered Yo mamma so tall, she did a cartwheel and kicked Jesus interior the attention! Yo mama so grotesque Bob the Builder regarded at her and reported i can not restoration that. Yo mama so fat I took a image of her final christmas and it is nonetheless printing. ---------------------------------------... Mine: Yo mama sooo fat that, even Naruto did no longer have faith it. (no longer so offensive) Yo mama soooo clever, she invented the Nobel Peace Prize. If earlier each little thing you do no longer be triumphant, attempt left field. I have been given some new undies the day previous. nicely, it became new to me. If #2 pencils are the main nicely-known, are they nonetheless #2? i do no longer elect buns of metallic. i elect buns of cinnamon. Marriage isn't a notice. that's a sentence. Photons have mass? i did no longer additionally be conscious of they have been Catholic. If I have been given a penny for each guy or woman i've got met who's as beautiful as you, i might have all of the money interior the international. i admire my men like i admire my coffee. floor up and interior the freezer. ---------------------------------------... My Favorites: you have the main suitable to proceed to be silent, something you assert would be misquoted, then used against you. the subject with intercourse interior the movies is the popcorn in many cases spills.
2016-12-17 09:41:39 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma is so slack she has tattoos on her thighs sayin open all hours.
Yo Momma is so slack she has a mattress on her back to save time.
Yo Momma is so slack she only wears knickers to keep her ankles warm.
2007-02-14 05:35:02 · answer #5 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
2007-02-14 00:06:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Momma Is so fat she fell in love and broke it
2007-02-14 10:00:03 · answer #7 · answered by SPORTSLOVER 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YO MOMMA is so fat she has to use the equator as a belt! lol
2007-02-14 00:39:46 · answer #8 · answered by oysidius_torchwood 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo mamma so old she sat behind jesus in the 4th grade!! LOL!!!
2007-02-14 12:07:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat even america wouldnt have her .............erm not funny...................yo momma so fat you where buried at birth
2007-02-14 02:45:40 · answer #10 · answered by tootytoon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋