A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
2007-02-13 22:58:44 · 19 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
v. funny, nice 1. i need a man, i need a man. lol :D
2007-02-13 23:06:51 · answer #1 · answered by allgiggles1984 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good laugh! Reminds me of a Christian missionary walking through the jungle with the local village chief teaching him English terms as they went along. All of a sudden they came to an opening where a young couple were making love. The lady missionary was extremely embarrassed and said “Man riding bike!” The Chief took his spear and threw it into the back of the young man. The shocked missionary asked “Why did you do that”, the Chief replied “Man ride my bike”.
2007-02-13 23:36:01 · answer #2 · answered by Cool Breeze 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
How Old Are You
A little girl and her mother were out and about.
Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?"
The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older."
The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"
Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."
The girl, still wanting to know about her mother, then fired off another question, "Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now."
The little girl, frustrated, sulked until she was dropped off at a friend's house to play. She consulted with her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation.
The girlfriend said, "All you have to do is sneak a look at your mother's driver's license. It's just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything."
Later, the little girl and her mother were out and about again.
The little girl started off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. I know how old you are. You're 32 years old."
The mother was very shocked. She asked, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?"
The little girl shrugged and said, "I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds."
"Where did you learn that?"
The little girl said, "I just know. And I know why you and Daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex."
2007-02-14 01:07:05 · answer #3 · answered by daniel a 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. It is HORNYbly funny! Nice one.
2007-02-14 02:17:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol - i wunda if ir worked ( u know, if he got a bike or not)
2007-02-13 23:45:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!very funny joke!
2007-02-13 23:40:46 · answer #6 · answered by halima b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-02-14 03:01:20 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
giggle
2007-02-13 23:25:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooohhh I need a laugh I need a laugh..........
2007-02-13 23:05:30 · answer #9 · answered by Alicat 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very Good :-)
2007-02-13 23:02:17 · answer #10 · answered by Richard 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋