i wish to do it all like a real baby.even eat the cans of real baby food.but im told then that wouldent be healthy for me.but i need to do this all properly.so would the can food do any real harm to me.
2007-02-13 22:02:00 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
Oh yeah, of course it would hurt you. I mean, babies eat it and drop dead from it all the time.. so it's obviously not good for you. If I had a nickel for every time I've watched the news and heard another story about a baby dying from strained peas I'd have well over $12.
P.S. You must have a tiny wiener, you should shave it and send pictures of yourself naked and pooping yourself to all your friends and family or else you're not really committed to this fantasy!
2007-02-13 22:13:35 · answer #1 · answered by Professor Chaos 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
The level of ignorance and bigotry of some of the respondents here is staggering.
Eating baby food for a month will not harm you. Think about it. The majority of baby food is organic these days. Formula (if you choose to drink it) is very creamy and high (relatively) in fat content. However, there are different types available and not all taste bad. Of course the people who tell you baby food is awful and the milk is dreadful are the ones who haven't had it since they were very small.
So - back to you question... no it won't do you any harm... although the portions are very small and you may feel quite hungry from time to time. Make sure you drink plenty of fluids (from a bottle perhaps?). :)
How do I know this stuff? Well, I am an adult baby and my Mummy feeds me baby food every single day - at least one jar. If I am good, I get the best tasting mush - which tends to be the desserts / fruit etc. The most unpleasant ones are the dinners which contain meat.... although they are better warmed than cold.
Formula... at least two bottles a day. Always one just before bed.
Sure - this might not be for everyone but for me, and my wife, it is a wonderful way of de-stressing from high stress jobs and it is also very erotic!
Take no notice of the narrow minded bigots. Enjoy your life - that's what it is for!!
PS - Try a pacifier too! I have several (adult size) and my wife says they are the best thing she's ever bought for me! Shuts me up when she wants to watch TV or read - and also having one at night stops me snoring! A fantastic but little known cure for snoring!
Enjoy!
2007-02-16 18:04:40 · answer #2 · answered by infantc 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Canned food, could not possibly do you any harm, also drink a pint of fresh milk each day and you will be just fine. Don't forget babies need to socialise and go to baby creche to mix and play with outher babies.
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2007-02-16 19:09:20 · answer #3 · answered by Qing Z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your not a weirdo or a freak, this sounds like an interesting experiment. Remember that guy who ate big macs all day every day for a month? I bet that dudes friends as well as strangers thought he was nuts too. I say go for it and post your results somewhere on the web! The big mac dude signed a paid contract to televise his experiment on cable, plus mickey D's is now removing trans fat from their fries...who can argue with results like that? As far as baby food being bad for you, what sclump told you that? Baby food has two ingredients: the food and water. Eating a plate of peas and drinking a glass of water is no different than eating a jar of strained peas. Good luck and best wishes!
2007-02-14 04:36:44 · answer #4 · answered by janember819 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When you become old and gray and have to wear depends then you can wear a diaper and eat pureed food but for know use the toilet and eat food you have to chew. When you do get old and gray and can't use the bathroom no more because you can't hold it your going to wish you could still use the john.
2007-02-13 22:43:13 · answer #5 · answered by rosemommy2be 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
baby food is very bland! You might NOT enjoy it half as much as being an adult!!! LOL!
You can always give it a whirl...but adult food tastes fantastic, where as bland baby food is for when you are having teeth problems and or can't stomach food all that well, or hey, it just happens to be right there, smack in front of you...and hey! you just gotta go for it! LOL!
2007-02-13 22:06:56 · answer #6 · answered by ladyk 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Erm... WHY??
You have already been there and done that!
You have had your time as a baby, you should be focussing on the adult part of life now.
I suggest you talk to a counsillor to see why you feel you want to do this - to me it sounds rather disturbing.
2007-02-13 23:52:53 · answer #7 · answered by xxangel_allyssaxx 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-17 16:04:11 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u just dnt wana DO anything 4 a month n b waited on hand n foot dnt ya? baby food tastes MINGING, but won't harm u...n it comes in jars, not cans.
anywayz, grow up n just face it, u r no longer a baby and cannot revert to it.
2007-02-14 12:10:56 · answer #9 · answered by evilbunnyhahaha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you think you can manage to wake up 3 times a night for a feed.
2007-02-14 06:46:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋