2007-02-13 21:57:57 · 10 answers · asked by bob the monkey 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A male Gorilla might make a terrible mistake.!!
2007-02-13 22:00:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He had beard once upon a time but got mistaken for a Chimp. His ar$e still pains because of the blows he got from the desperate chimps.
Conclusion: He uses pumise stone to remove his beard and other unwanted hair to avoid unwanted confusion.
2007-02-14 06:52:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's been a well kept secret for many many years but the truth is....and I have this on good authority as I got it from the grape VINE.....that Tarzan is in fact a WOMAN.
Hope this answers the question once and for all.
2007-02-14 06:45:42 · answer #3 · answered by shoodoo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he is a fictional character I suppose! I guess they wanted to make him look handsome so people believe the whole Jane and Tarzan thing!
2007-02-14 06:02:42 · answer #4 · answered by Naomi A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so Jane would know who is Tarzan and who is Cheetah the chimp...
2007-02-14 06:01:32 · answer #5 · answered by Clive Roland 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the actor refused to have a beard.
2007-02-14 06:22:03 · answer #6 · answered by misscourtney 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he was so pleased he bought the company...
2007-02-14 06:01:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he does its just u cant see it cus jane is clothed whahaha pmsl
2007-02-14 06:44:47 · answer #8 · answered by kermit_is_dead_rip 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He must have shaved.
2007-02-14 06:01:39 · answer #9 · answered by Wedge 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good point....!!
2007-02-15 06:42:19 · answer #10 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋