2007-02-13 21:11:51 · 15 answers · asked by shy 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Most healthy men wake up in the morning with an erection. The slang term for this is "morning wood." This is normal and it's fairly common. Men have several erections a night as part of their sleep cycle. Many times they wake up and find they are still erect.
A man's penis becomes erect ("hard") in response to sexual arousal, excitement, and deep relaxation, such as what's experienced in deep dreaming sleep. An erection is caused by a rush of blood to the penis. A man's penis, especially a young man's penis, can also become erect without any kind of arousing stimulation — this is called a "spontaneous erection"
2007-02-13 21:30:42 · answer #1 · answered by thingfishy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know but its a pain in the *ss because its hard to pee with a hard on. I guess its suppose to be healthy for your penis to have a couple hard ons at night it keeps the oxygen running through and blood flowing kinda cleaning the arteries or something that's what i heard.
2007-02-14 05:17:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mr. Happy just wakes up a few minutes before me and he wants to see what's going on....so he gets up and looks.
2007-02-14 05:35:44 · answer #3 · answered by J D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A piss hard on. Thank God for sinks. It won't go down till you go, and you can't go till it goes down. Worse than a *ockring and viagra. Get a girlfriend, she'll help you with that.
2007-02-14 05:18:06 · answer #4 · answered by hoodwink 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Its their natural alarm clock, to say: Time's up! Waky wakey!!
Just, grab it with your two hands and put it into your mouth and it will not bother you again for that day!
Or simply, sit on it, nakedly, of course, until it vormits! Thats the best way to punish it for getting up early and bother you!
All the best!
2007-02-14 05:18:27 · answer #5 · answered by Ebby 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Chances are that the contents of his dream(s) were sexually oriented.
2007-02-14 05:21:52 · answer #6 · answered by stanjuster529 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
it reminds them to take care of business . . .
2007-02-14 05:15:03 · answer #7 · answered by Jim W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's either to pee or a hell of a good dream!!!
2007-02-14 05:14:48 · answer #8 · answered by LanternPrime 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
`Cause we have to go Potty!
2007-02-14 05:14:54 · answer #9 · answered by Goggles 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't you wonder what he was dreaming????
2007-02-14 09:29:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋