An old man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful young woman walks up to him and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you want for £50."
He immediately puts his drink down and begins frantically going through his pockets. He pulls out a cumbled up ten, two five's, a twenty and ten ones.
He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman's hand and says, "Here...paint my house."
2007-02-13 20:45:39 · 16 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good Jay
Just like a bloke to take advntage!
If I gave you £50 would you paint my house?
2007-02-14 04:25:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good BUT would you trust a woman with a paint brush?
2007-02-14 07:58:11 · answer #2 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NicE!
Me-I'll do anything for 10 points
you- Go and answer 5 more questions!
2007-02-14 05:52:12 · answer #3 · answered by shrek 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the quick ones keep them coming
2007-02-14 13:08:26 · answer #4 · answered by mac 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you ask me, the woman isn't going to work for the money.
2007-02-14 04:50:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd paint his house for £40.
keep smilin'.
2007-02-14 12:49:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If she did a good job she can come around to my place
2007-02-14 08:23:21 · answer #7 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HES RIGHT SHE DID SAY DO ANYTHING FOR 50 POUNDS AND AT LEAST HES WANTS HER TO DO SOMETHING DECENT AT THE END OF THE DAY
2007-02-14 04:51:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, thanx for the chuckle.
2007-02-14 06:32:49 · answer #9 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good 1
2007-02-14 04:49:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋