God frightens his devotees with eclips.
Mohammed said, "The sun and the moon are two signs amongst the signs of Allah and they do not eclipse because of the death of someone but Allah frightens His devotees with them. " Vol. 2:158
Satan urinates in people's ears, when they don't wake up for prayer.
Narrated Abdullah: the prophet was told that a person had kept on sleeping till morning and had not got up for the prayer. The prophet said, "Satan urinated in his ears." Vol. 2:245
Yawning is from Satan.
The prophet said, "Yawning is from Satan and if anyone of you yawns, he should check his yawning as much as possible, for if anyone of yuo (during the act of yawning) should say: "Ha", Satan will laugh at him." Vol. 2:158
Stars are missiles which God uses to hit the devils.
The creation of stars is for three purposes, i.e., as decoration of the sky, as missiles to hit the devils, and as signs to guide travelers. Vol. 2:158
2007-02-13 20:25:39 · 15 answers · asked by Mari Flor 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
every thing about islam is a joke
2007-02-13 20:40:35 · answer #1 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 8⤋
That's all real. Why don't you all just believe them. If Qur'an is a book of error, how does it know that supernovas can occur at the age where there are no astronomers on Arab. Believe it. Find, there is an explanation explaining the death of a star (red fogs). This is really correct, and by logic, how does it know? There are no astronomers in Arab (in Muhammad's age) to tell this, telescope and astronomy hasn't been invented yet.
2007-02-14 04:35:36 · answer #2 · answered by Chaille L 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Its not funny at all.There are significant reason on why prophet Muhammad said something like that.You should check with the expertise among Muslim regarding this matter so that you can get the right answer.Try to respect other people believe and respect human right.
2007-02-14 04:40:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
And u were the winged donkey ...go get a life instead of sitting and making fun of other religions, by the way do u have any ..I don't think so . There are no respected religion will ever allow people from laughing about others ....r u threatened by islam? u want to prove it wrong ...sorry to disapoint you u can't, not in a million years go and study before u speak
2007-02-14 04:39:54 · answer #4 · answered by sky7th_7 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
~~ Yawn ~~
You Again with an other account ?? Is it a fun to be an ignorant, a bigot, a troll?? I think it is and thats why you are so !
Lady get a life and do something positive !! but even you don't , We realy damn care !!
Good luck for more hatred !
2007-02-14 04:43:44 · answer #5 · answered by ★Roshni★ 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Not really that funny. But I'll take these 2 points anyway.
2007-02-14 04:28:58 · answer #6 · answered by Kat™ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... ops... bro & sis, just smile & say thank you to that girl...
we need a joke like that? no! we already happy... just people who is not happy, need that joke...
again... SMILE & say THANK YOU
no need to upset, this is not the 1st and not the last... so, just ignore
2007-02-14 04:43:27 · answer #7 · answered by lazuardi.sepi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Curious, but didn't make me laugh. Perhaps it's too early.
2007-02-14 04:30:26 · answer #8 · answered by gaban24 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Do you wanna hear a joke about YOU?
You are:
A TROLL!
With another user name.
With the same agenda.
With the same low IQ of -5.
Still a bigot.
Still an idiot.
Still spreading hatred.
2007-02-14 04:33:20 · answer #9 · answered by mystery woman 4 · 9⤊ 4⤋
stop make fun of islam!if you don't convert to islam and die in christian,you will go to hell for sure.i telling the truth,if you don't convert to islam,you will sorry! i swear
2007-02-14 04:48:25 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well atleast they are original.
koran is just satans update on the bible?
2007-02-14 05:31:25 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋