A guy walks into a post office one day and sees a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.
He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying the scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he approaches the balding man and asks him what he's doing.
The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.
2007-02-13 19:58:09 · 20 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL GOOD ONE!!! THAT WAS FUNNY!!
Oh and to those of yu who don't get.
the bald man who was a divorce lawyer was sending love notes to married people titled guess who, so their spouse could get upset thinking its a love note from there spouses lover, get a divorce and the lawyer can make money!!. DUH!! LOL
2007-02-13 20:44:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Seems like a typical lawyer thing to do. Thanx for the chuckle.
2007-02-14 06:48:32 · answer #2 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
2007-02-14 04:01:18 · answer #3 · answered by RAGGYPANTS 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice 1. hehe i'm still laghing. BEWARE GUYS/GIRLS. if u been to divorce lawyer, u knw what he's gunna get up to. but why would u care anyway, ur divorced now right?
2007-02-14 07:22:34 · answer #4 · answered by allgiggles1984 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do u belive in ghosts? one man asked to a women sitting next to himin a train,she says no.not at all.............yeh me too replyed the man and disappear....................huuuhaaaaaa/.
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2007-02-14 04:05:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, that's one way to get business lol
2007-02-14 10:17:16 · answer #6 · answered by Rubber * Duckie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaah, I almost laughed
2007-02-14 04:44:59 · answer #7 · answered by Pseudonym 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was I supposed to laugh?
2007-02-14 04:24:26 · answer #8 · answered by Here2Help 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-02-14 05:29:14 · answer #9 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2007-02-14 04:03:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋