My pilot light went out and I just relighted it without waiting the requisite five minutes. God had His perfect chance to smite me. What gives?
2007-02-13 18:13:12 · 9 answers · asked by STFU Dude 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Maybe my impeccable sense of smell is no match for the Almighty?
2007-02-13 18:14:12 · update #1
God don't smite people. If you wanted to be smited you have to do it yourself.
2007-02-13 18:18:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you can escape Him forever. Ever seen the movie Final Destination ? I would ask you if you've ever read the bible, and I could give you a better example, but we both know the answer to that question.
2007-02-14 02:53:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your nose was intelligently designed by God. His love for you, and your perfect nose, saved you.
Or it could just be that you turned it off before the situation hit critical mass.
I've had a rough day, and I hate the frigging eagles.
2007-02-14 02:17:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God
2007-02-14 02:20:04 · answer #4 · answered by Kitkat 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God gives grace to the humble. You'll pride will have to break down first, like mine did, before he can work with you.
2007-02-14 02:32:00 · answer #5 · answered by yaabro 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! HA! HA!
That was too funny!
If God wanted you ded He could have killed you then, or He can still do it now!
2007-02-14 02:34:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be careful who you insult - do you like sleeping with one eye open?
2007-02-14 02:21:29 · answer #7 · answered by teran_realtor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God isn't interested in killing you, don't make too much of yourself.
2007-02-14 02:17:32 · answer #8 · answered by Last Ent Wife (RCIA) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the Dude abides.....
2007-02-14 02:37:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋