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2007-02-13 17:16:31 · 17 answers · asked by STFU Dude 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Tithing: Uhh, maybe you could chip in with the Kahlua purchase. Or just bring some.

White russian: Yeah, sure. In fact, maybe we could have communion gin and tonics too, and communion chocolate martinis.

2007-02-13 17:21:05 · update #1

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Yup I am there. Do you want us to tithe?

2007-02-13 17:18:27 · answer #1 · answered by Atheist Eye Candy 4 · 1 1

first of all, the Assemblies of God has very free theology concerning Communion. there is not any age reduce, and frequently, there is not any longer a reduce as to "receiving the Holy Ghost" first. second, there is not any good "first communion" service so the teens pastors fairly do not have any actual to assert no matter if anybody can bypass up for Communion. 0.33, in case you do not get alongside with the teens pastors - and their entire judgemental whispering aspect apparently shows why -- then come across a diverse teens crew. Fourth, communion is in trouble-free terms symbolic in the A/G, so what large difference does it make if each and each and every individual takes it?

2016-12-04 03:57:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Would you have bourbon for those of us who prefer our drinks not be an ice cream topping?

Hell, adding Gin and Tonic? I'm there. Sure beats the red wine I've been known to guzzle when I'm done with ceremony! Will this faith be like Buddhism so that I can keep my old faith too?

2007-02-13 17:19:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

When I do shooters, I prefer to have a bottle to pour them from.
Sunday Morning is usually a bad time for drinking, I prefer this as a time to relax myself, recover and prepare for the week ahead.
I may have some beer and watch a football game after Church, but Church is Church and party is party, I don't try to mix them up. I save them for Sunday night and a good meal (especially a Barbecue) and lighter times with our friends.

2007-02-13 17:20:17 · answer #4 · answered by great gig in the sky 7 · 0 0

I'd come just for the Kahlua. Keep in mind, I already have a religion were drinking rounds of alcoholic drinks (mead) is a time honored tradition.

2007-02-13 17:21:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I declare holy war on your church. The center Church of the moon is the only true religion. The war will be a competition in halo. Only thing our church drinks is the green dragon.

2007-02-13 17:21:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The thing about church is that they make it boring by banging on about god and jesus all the time.

If you leave them out of it, pour the Kahlua and I'm on my way!

2007-02-13 17:20:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nope, I use red wine at the Sabbats and Esbats.

2007-02-13 17:19:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Make the wafers oreos and I'm there every day.

2007-02-13 17:19:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Dude, use the Starbucks liqueur instead...trust me, they don't use cheap vodka to make it...

Hope you don't mind if I sip my scotch though...

2007-02-13 17:34:00 · answer #10 · answered by Bill K Atheist Goodfella 6 · 0 0

take a look at s.o.b. sons of braccus braccus was a good of partys and there r still churchs who worship him

2007-02-13 17:20:15 · answer #11 · answered by gary p 2 · 0 0

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