here are two white South Africans and a black South African in jail discussing why they got locked up.
The first white South African begins by saying, "I got five years for assault. The judge said that I was very lucky because if it had been assault with intent to kill, I would have gotten ten years."
The second white South African begins his story. "I got ten years for robbery. The judge said that I was very lucky because if it was armed robbery, I would have gotten fifteen years."
It is now the black South Africans turn. "I got twenty five years for riding my bike with no lights on. The judge said that I was very lucky because if it had been dark at the time, I would have gotten life."
2007-02-13 16:55:36 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey thanks for waiting.
LOL
Tink x
2007-02-15 19:45:27 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i say kill the judge
2007-02-14 07:06:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one Roger.!!!
10/10 man.!!!
2007-02-15 14:46:38 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha hah nice one mate !!
2007-02-14 03:49:52 · answer #4 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-02-14 01:43:15 · answer #5 · answered by stl34 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty crap.
Got any better ones?
2007-02-14 03:36:37 · answer #6 · answered by jinz 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ummmmmm yes well
2007-02-14 06:54:55 · answer #7 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha loved it!!!
2007-02-14 06:43:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
qwe
2007-02-14 01:10:41 · answer #9 · answered by alec c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
naughty naughty
2007-02-14 03:13:30 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's fucked up
2007-02-14 01:05:39 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋