At a party, the host suddenly introduces his beautiful daughter. The other male guests turn and look at her, and see that she is drop dead gorgeous. The host then says, "I will let any man have my daughter for as long as he likes if he can swim to the other side of my swimming pool." He points to the pool, which is filled with sharks and crocodiles.
A lot of the men wimp out straight off, but one steps forward and dives in the pool. He does not get a quarter of the way before the sharks rip him up and eat him.
"Anyone else?" challenges the host, "For a night with my beautiful daughter?"
Another steps up to the side of the pool after he takes another look at the daughter. He dives in and swims, he only gets halfway along before the crocodiles catch him and tear him to pieces.
None of the other men have the heart to try after that. The host looks smugly at his beautiful daughter, and then suddenly there is a splash. The guests look and see a man swimming rapidly to the other side of the pool. He evades the sharks and crocodiles and makes it to the other side.
"Congratulations!" shouts the host. "You can now have sex with my daughter as much as you like."
The man says, "F uck your daughter, I just want the son of a b itch that pushed me into the pool!"
2007-02-13 16:51:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey I`m crying here!!
10/10 Roger
Tink x
2007-02-15 19:39:59 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it 9/10
2007-02-14 05:20:57 · answer #2 · answered by Woodman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it, I was expecting the punch line to be "it was easy, I'm a lawyer and they respect their own".
2007-02-14 08:00:38 · answer #3 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1. hehe
2007-02-14 07:10:25 · answer #4 · answered by allgiggles1984 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it wasn't expecting that end
2007-02-14 06:58:43 · answer #5 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, very funny.
2007-02-15 07:24:44 · answer #6 · answered by Charlie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋