A few thoughts:-
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
2007-02-13 16:49:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
god all that stuff was gr8. enjoyed readin it.
2007-02-13 16:54:21 · answer #1 · answered by Bod Macneil 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yahoo Answers: A cyber zone in which to waste an unbelievable amount of your life reading other people's rubbish (except your acne joke).
2007-02-13 19:40:09 · answer #2 · answered by jinz 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Police: A force that is nowhere to be seen when needed and every where when not. Similar behaviour to Spare Change
2007-02-13 16:52:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love the ciggie one i am trying 2 give up and its really hard
2007-02-13 16:56:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it, very good etc ; )
10/10
Tink x
2007-02-15 19:37:08 · answer #5 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was cute! It made me smile!
2007-02-13 16:53:02 · answer #6 · answered by felita2004 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
clever
2007-02-13 19:04:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice, I like the cigarette part
but it is not 'fool' it is 'Jerk'
be sure you correct that
2007-02-13 20:45:48 · answer #8 · answered by Oh! Crud 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
No I didn't but those are good.
2007-02-13 16:53:01 · answer #9 · answered by Lt. Dan reborn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellente my friend x
2007-02-13 19:32:05 · answer #10 · answered by rachealuk 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋